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How to Insult Foreign People
Published on 4/10/2006

Spanish

  • Marica, maricón, mariconazo - Gay, big gay, faggot
  • mariquita - Little gay
  • chapero - gay bitch
  • Bastardo - Bastard
  • Cabron - Fucking Bastard
  • Polla, nabo, rabo, verga, cipote - Dick
  • Gilipollas, tontopollas - dickhead, asshole
  • Pichacorta - little dick
  • cojones, pelotas, huevos - balls, eggs
  • Cojonazos - Bigballs
  • Coño, chocho, raja - cunt
  • Chichi - Pussy
  • pelos de los huevos/coño - Pubic hair
  • Mierda - Shit
  • cagar, jiñar - to shit
  • Chupame la polla - Suck my dick
  • Chupamela - Suck it
  • chupar - tu suck
  • puta - whore, bitch
  • zorra, guarra - fox, dirty girl
  • hijo de puta - son of a bitch, motherfucker
  • follar, joder, chingar - to fuck
  • Me cago en ti - I shit over you
  • Chorra, Pinnus - Stupid
  • que te jodan - fuck you
  • que te den por culo - fuck off you
  • Cabron - fucking bastard
  • Payaso - Clown
  • Desgraciado - Unlucky (means "son of a bitch")
  • calientapollas - cockteaser
  • me cago en la hostia - Fucking Damn it! (literaly: I shit in the communion wafers)
  • me cago en la leche! - I shit in the milk! (means something like "shit, i've have bad luck")
  • besame el culo - kiss my ass
  • hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
  • metete un palo por el culo - shove a stick up your ass
  • hueles a mierda - you smell like shit
  • Jode a tu madre - Fuck your mom
  • Mariposa - Gay (mex.)
  • joto - faggot (mex.)
  • Pinga - Dick
  • Chilito - little dick
  • panocha - pussy
  • chimba - pussy (Colombian)
  • chichis - breasts
  • Chinga tu madre - Fuck your mom
  • pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.
  • chingar - to fuck
  • pinche - kitchboy
  • Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
  • hazte cojer - go and get fucked
  • Pinche Cabron - fucking son of a bitch (not literal)
  • concha - bitch (Argentina)
  • coger - to fuck (Argentina)
  • La chichi - the girl (Argentina)
  • La pija/verga - the dick (Argentina)
  • El orto/ojete - the ass (Argentina)
  • chupame la pija - suck my dick (Lit: Suck me the dick) (Argentina)
  • Las tetas - the boobs (Argentina)
  • El/La Pendejo/a - To call a teenager in a bad way. (Argentina)
  • La reputisima madre que te remil pario - The more bitch (superlativ) that had you born a thousend times. (Argentina)
  • Puto/a del orto - That you are a gay/bitch that fuck through your ass. (Argentina)


    German

  • Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole
  • Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
  • Scheisse - shit
  • Fotze - cunt
  • Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt
  • Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)
  • Lesbe - Lesbian (noun)
  • Mutterficker - motherfucker (literal)
  • Hurensohn - sonuvabitch
  • Hure - whore
  • Depp - idiot
  • Drecksau - dirty pig
  • Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)
  • Fick dich - fuck you
  • Fick mich - fuck me
  • (dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
  • Schlampe - tramp or slut
  • das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
  • du verdammter Arschficker - you damn assfucker
  • himmeldonnerwetter - no translation (Lit. heaven thunder weather)
  • Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass
  • mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself
  • scheisskopf - shithead (literal)
  • schnoodle noodle - dick snot
  • Dummkopf - (lit. stupid head)
  • Verpiss Dich - Piss off
  • Wichser - wanker
  • Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle
  • Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)
  • Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so
  • Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)
  • Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse
  • Schwanz - dick
  • Affenschwanz - ape-dick


    French

  • merde - shit
  • va bouffer ta merde - eat shit
  • tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off
  • tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off
  • retourne enculer les mouches - go fuck a cow.
  • enculé - fuck you
  • salope/conasse/poufiasse - bitch
  • ordure - bastard
  • va te faire voir, (common), va au diable, fous le camp, va te faire cuire un oeuf, va chier (common, stronger), te faire voir chez lez Grecs! (old) - go to hell!, Fuck off!
  • vas te faire foutre - go get fucked
  • vas te faire enculé - fuck you
  • fils de pute - son of a bitch
  • vas te branler - Fuck yourself!
  • une vieille bique, - an old bitch
  • un con, une conasse - a moron, an asshole
  • un trou du cul - an asshole (lit.)
  • le con, la chatte - cunt, pussy
  • baiser - to fuck
  • con comme une bite - (really stupid)
  • ce sont des conneries - that's a load of shit
  • léche moi et fait moi jouir - lick me and make me cum
  • tête moi le dard, enculé! tête moi le noeud, pédé! - suck my dick, you fucked faggot!
  • un pédé, une tantouze - a faggot
  • mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose
  • putain, pute - whore
  • cul - ass
  • bite - cock
  • pauvre con - asshole (lit. poor cunt)
  • vas pisser dans les fleurs - fuck off
  • c'est rien que de la merde - its just a bunch of shit(lit), it's a load of rubbish / it's real trash
  • va chier - go shit
  • Chienne, salope, putain - bitch
  • fils de pute - son of a bitch
  • ta mère est une salope - your mother is a bitch
  • allez a enfer/va a enfer - go to hell (old)
  • lèche mon cul - kiss (lit. lick) my ass
  • Va te branler - go play with yourself
  • Va te tripoter - go tinker with yourself
  • Ta gueule, toi!, Ferme ta gueule!, Tu te ferme la gueule, oui ou non?, Tu vas la fermer, oui? (more common) - Shut your maw (mouth)
  • Va te faire enculer - Go fuck yourself in the ass (lit: go get fucked in the ass)
  • Tabernac!, Choleque de merde! - Thanks, ya shitstained cumbuckets
  • bouffon - asshole, (lit.) buffoon, jester
  • nique ta mère - fuck your mom
  • Tête de noeud - dickhead
  • Pauv' conne - stupid bitch
  • Tapette, Pedale - You Faggot fuck
  • va t'faire mètt, connard - fuck you, asshole
  • va t'faire mètt, salope - fuck you, bitch


    Portuguese

  • foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu
  • mamada, broche - cock sucking
  • chupa-me a - suck my cock
  • foda-se - fuck (figurative)
  • picha,sarda - cock
  • puta, cabra - bitch
  • foder a mona - piss off
  • paneleiro,rabeta - faggot
  • vai-te foder - Fuck you
  • otario - Asshole, bitch


    Italian

  • puttana - whore
  • fungula / scopa - fuck
  • merda - shit
  • Vaffanculo - go fuck yourself
  • No Skuche ala Gats! - what the fuck do you want from my balls?
  • pezzo di merda - piece of shit
  • figlio di puttana - son of a whore
  • Cazzo vai via stronzo - Shit, get out of here jerk
  • bocchino - blow job
  • che cazzo - you dick
  • scopa tua mamma - fuck your mother
  • fotti tua madre - fuck your mother
  • li mortacci tua - to your dead relative
  • vai a morire ammazzato - go and die murdered
  • no me interesso un cazzo - i don't give a damn


    Dutch

  • lul - dick
  • kut - cunt
  • kak, stront, schijt - shit
  • flikker; nicht bruinweker - faggot
  • reetneuker - ass-fucker
  • pot - lesbian
  • eikel - dickhead
  • hoer - hooker
  • klootzak - lit. testicle sack (mean fucker or motherfucker)
  • eikel - dickhead (mild)
  • Vuile kankerlijer - dirty cancer-patient (strong)
  • Smerige kankerhoer - dirty cancer-suffering ho
  • moederneuker - motherfucker
  • Rukker - wanker
  • Spast - spaz
  • mongool - retard
  • pooier - pimp
  • sukkel - dumbfuck
  • pik omhoog - stiff prick
  • houd je rotsmoel - shut the hell up
  • apenaaier - monkey-fucker
  • droogkloot - boring fuck
  • sufkut - boring bitch
  • hoerenjong - son of a bitch/hooker
  • je moeder - (a response) your momma
  • Stop het in je nauwe gaatje - Stick it up into your anus
  • kutwijf - literaly cuntbitch
  • zakkewasser - testical washer
  • paardenlul - horsedick
  • schijtlul - shitdick
  • engerd - creep
  • flikker - homosexual
  • slet - slut
  • hoerejong - son of a whore
  • hondelul - dog dick
  • leeghoofd - airhead
  • Val dood vuile kankerhoer - Drop dead stupid cancer hooker
  • pikhoofd - cockface
  • Trut - Bitch
  • godverdomme - goddamnit
  • kus mijn kont - kiss my ass
  • Je is moeder is een hoer - Your mother is a hooker
  • stomme lul - stupid dick
  • Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting - I fart in your direction


    Russian

  • Sooka - Bitch/traitor/whore
  • Yob - Fuck
  • Yob tvoiu mat' - Fuck your mother
  • poshol na khui - Fuck off
  • poshol v zhopu - Fuck off
  • tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
  • K Chortoo - go to hell
  • kooshite govno ee oomeeite - eat shit and die
  • ya eemay-you o-chen / balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick
  • tva-ya mama sa-syot / kor-rovie khuy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks.
  • za-ebees - stop bitching
  • yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
  • govno - shit
  • bliad - Oh shit or whore
  • Khui - cock
  • pizda - cunt
  • manda - cunt
  • zhopa - an asshole or an ass
  • sraka - an ass
  • mudak - an asshole
  • govniuk - shithead
  • Khuyesos' - cocksucker


    Japanese

  • baka yaro - stupid bastard
  • oh Baka - biggest idiot
  • baka - idiot
  • busu - extremelly ugly girl
  • buotoko - likewise but for a guy
  • minikui - ugly
  • rippogakusha - rabies
  • kusatta - rotten
  • roba - donkey
  • oni - demon
  • inoshishi - wildpig
  • ookiosewada - up yours
  • okama - faggot
  • barazoku - faggot
  • yurizoku or onabe - lesbian
  • achike - fuck off
  • Chikushoo - oh Fuck!
  • Kuso - shit
  • Kusu o taberu na! - Eat Fucking Shit
  • Urusai, Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you noisy idiot!
  • ChinChin - penis ("thingie")
  • ketsunoana - Asshole
  • Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples
  • onara - fart
  • onara atama - fart head
  • onani - masturbate
  • anata wa onani o shimasuka is - Do you masturbate
  • kin tama - golden balls
  • kisama - lord of the donkeys
  • manko - pussy
  • baka kuso atama - stupid shit head
  • ahraywah ohmankogah skeeda - I enjoy pussy very much
  • Ama - bitch


    Korean

  • Ssibal-seki / Samanes-seki - Son of shit
  • eemee sheemee pek poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy
  • Geseki - Son of a bitch
  • Yumago - fuck you
  • shibseki - bitch, whore etc.
  • Ko-chu-pado - suck my dick
  • Kochu - dick
  • Dong-mogo - eat shit
  • K-sa-key - bitch
  • She-pa-nom - No exact translation but bad
  • Ja - shick - You are a bastard


    Chinese

    Cantonese (phonetic)
  • Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword
  • D'iu ne lo mo - Fuck your mom
  • sAY Baht Poh - bitch
  • tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
  • sek si - eat shit
  • hum kah chan - death to your family!
  • lok chat - dick
  • hamsap - horny person
  • chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt
  • gai - whore
  • lun-yeung, lun tao - dick face and dick head
  • hai-paw - Cunty woman
  • jhew lun dou - Pig cock scrotum
  • ow lun dun jhew hai - ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt
  • lay da yuen fay gay mm sai sou - You jack off and never wash
  • Fei hai - Fat cunt

    Mandarin (phonetic)
  • gun ni ma / chao ni niang - fuck your mom
  • chao ni niang de zhu zong shi ba dai - fuck your mom's ancestors grandmas great grandmas
  • daH bien - shit
  • Liu mang - standard swear for bastard
  • Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.

    Hokkien
  • Cheeby - Pussy
  • Lan Jiao - Dick
  • Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair
  • Ni Na Bu - Your Fucking Mother
  • Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy
  • Lan Hoot - Balls
  • Neh - Breast
  • Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby - Fuck Your Bloody Mother's pussy
  • Ka Ni Na - Fuck Your mother
  • Ka Ni Lao Beh - Fuck Your Father
  • peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go fuck by someone
  • peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go fuck by dogs
  • and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt
  • keh - whore
  • Sai ne niang - Shit on your mother
  • Gan ni zhu gong di yi meah - Fuck your fore-father number one
  • baw lan jiao - no cock

    Hakka
  • diao nia meh - fuck your mom
  • chew hai - smelly cunt
  • bot nia meh see tai lang - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
  • chap jong - bastard
  • guy - whore
  • nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog fuck your mom

    FuTsoHua
  • SA Nù NE - Fuck your mother.
  • kho Sih SÀI! - Eat shit.
  • kho SEE! - Go to hell.
  • SA Nù NE, Nù NE wòi SA - Fuck your mother, Your mother I will fuck.
  • Yu WA KÀM - Let's fuck


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